Until you’ve stared down that level of depression, until you’ve lost your soul to a sea of emptiness and darkness… you don’t get to make those judgements.
― The Huffington Post on suicide being selfish

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when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

and cry because we don’t have nachos

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me when listening to chandelier by sia

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if you abandon old pets that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you

(Source: imgonnamakeachange)

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(Source: kristyskrushers)

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

(Source: harryedward)

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

(Source: sharpayevons)

Anonymous: Are you in lovee?

urtube:

No I am in Canada

when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep

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shoesthatareblue

(Source: paynalpaynetration)

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

(Source: septemberism94)

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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u know what I call boys 5’11 and under?

friends:)

(Source: hotcheetoprincess)

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares