when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep



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why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

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when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents


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u know what I call boys 5’11 and under?


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god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

it was thirst at first sight

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I need $$
Not friends

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Person: What are your plans for summer?



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me trying to change the subject


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Touch her butt, roll her blunts and tell her that she’s a cutie

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teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people


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  • me at parties: and so thats why mandatory minimum sentencing for nonviolent crimes is unconstitutional and needs to be struck down
  • no matter how many striped t shirts u own there will always be variations of stripes u dont have so the safe thing to do is just buy them all if you can

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    i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats

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