listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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(Source: applevevo)

wen she say go deeper but u all out of dick

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everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(Source: nosdrinker)

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(Source: the-anal-rapist)

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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(Source: kawaiigod)

no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE

An anthology of short stories by college students

(Source: grimdarkthroes)

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASPS. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

(Source: korpsekobain)

at your next eye exam tell your doctor “all i see is signs all i see is dollar signs”

(Source: ostracizedpoodle)

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

(Source: ilovesmoothjazz1998)

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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(Source: rations)

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

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(Source: precumming)

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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(Source: hi)

Anonymous: how do you give a bj

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

(Source: gordonramsaysbutt)

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

(Source: jetbag)