it started out with a click

how did it end up like this

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if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

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“why do you ship that?  it’s never going to be canon”

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if you date me you get to touch my butt anytime you want.

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I think what puts me off relationships most is the feeling that the other person is going to get bored of me once I’ve became really attached.

(Source: liquid-liamm)

you know you watch too many tv shows when it’s stressful thinking about how much you have to catch up on

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I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.

(Source: myt0xicvalentine)

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

(Source: gooutfighting)

it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.

(Source: soulsnatcha)

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(Source: yugoslavic)

my preferred pronouns are babygirl and princess 

(Source: animeshawty)

you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you

(Source: rnackenzie)