on the way home after concerts with your friend like 


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*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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realizing you’re nobody’s best friend or favourite person is actually so sad

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i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

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Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

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I cant believe they named a continent after lady gagas dog

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Kim must be getting so many Star Points for this appearance 

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ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

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Until you’ve stared down that level of depression, until you’ve lost your soul to a sea of emptiness and darkness… you don’t get to make those judgements.
― The Huffington Post on suicide being selfish

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when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

and cry because we don’t have nachos

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me when listening to chandelier by sia


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if you abandon old pets that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you

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i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

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