Whenever somebody rings my doorbell and i’m home alone:

• ding dong
• omfg
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• turn down music
• ding dong
• omfg shut up
• do you think he heard my music
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• ….
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• ninja roll from my room to living room window
• peak out window corner so murderer doesn’t see me
• is it grandma?
• no creepy man
• obviously a murderer
• fuck
• NO CAT DONT GO THERE HE’LL SHOOT YOU FIRST 
• fuck is the door even locked
• duck, ninja roll back to room
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• ding dong
• fuck you nobody’s home
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• k he’s gone
• music back to full blast