Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
I cant believe they named a continent after lady gagas dog
Kim must be getting so many Star Points for this appearance
Next year’s vma opening act is gonna be Rihanna in the middle of the stage smoking a big ass blunt, that’s it no music no singing no nothing
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.