Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

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I cant believe they named a continent after lady gagas dog

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Kim must be getting so many Star Points for this appearance 

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Next year’s vma opening act is gonna be Rihanna in the middle of the stage smoking a big ass blunt, that’s it no music no singing no nothing 

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ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

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