me when listening to chandelier by sia

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(Source: -annoying)

if you abandon old pets that have loved you for their entire life just because they are old and sick, there is a special place in hell reserved for you

(Source: imgonnamakeachange)

i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(Source: kristyskrushers)