January 2012
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at my work there’s this backdoor that is really hard to open, and it goes into a back alleyway that we always have to go to throw away the garbage at the end of the night so whenever I have to go out I say, “FBI” and then I kick the door really hard with my foot sometimes i have to kick it twice because I am a weak little duck.
on wednesday I did this and my coworker came to the...
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what if in the afterlife we have to re-watch the whole life we had before we died
afterlife us: wow im bored this is really boring life us: scroll… scroll… scroll…. wow im so bored afterlife me: stop scrolling so fast I can hardly see anything WHY DIDN’T YOU REBLOG THAT? I want pizza life me: … scroll.. scroll… LOL….. scroll…. reblog…...
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